Trip to Austin. A saga in just one part.

We overslept.
We left late.

We paused in Waco.
Got attacked by ants.
Got attacked by burrs.
Sake cried.
Mama got stabbed by the burrs she was trying to remove.
Got sunburned in the car.

Arrived.
Got eaten by mosquitoes.

Went to the dog park, where I stepped in poo.
John got peed on by a doberman.

24 hours later, leaving to come back home, I got attacked by ants.
Again.